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Joke of the Day

"There are three types of people in this world: The ones who can count, and the ones who can't."

"Did you know that the illuminati created golf as a way of harnessing the world's most valuable energy source? Angry old white men."

"Angry mimes give each other the talking treatment."

"Did you guys hear that Ireland has the fastest growing economy in the world? Yeah, their capital is always Dublin"

"Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy? He kept on and on about his mateys."

"Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c? Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!"

"what is the hardest part about having a daughter in your early 20's? Fighting all of those physically fit teenagers when you're in your late 30's."

"What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality? One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups."

"It seems that all my cans of whoop-ass are expired."

"A gay guy and a cow?"