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Joke of the Day
"It seems that all my cans of whoop-ass are expired."
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"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They still wouldn't date me, despite my wealth."
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"Have you heard the joke about the girl with Progeria? It got old pretty fast. (I know, it's awful)."
"What do you call Irish sunscreen? A pub."
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"When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called ""symbiosis"" When only one organism benefits, it's called ""parasitism."" When neither benefits, that's called ""marriage."""
"My friend asked me what I thought about Internet message boards. I said ""I'm all forum"""
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