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Joke of the Day

"A gay guy and a cow?"

"Why is Rengar so OP? Because E: Bola Strike."

"I had a dream I was sitting in a motel room in Hell, so I turned on the television and started flipping through the channels. All the shows were closed-captioned for the visually impaired."

"Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too."

"When I see a girl, I first look at her hair. Then at her eyes, lips, neck... Damn dial-up!"

"OMG!! Lady Diana was on the radio yesterday!! Well, technically she was also on the steering wheel, the cupholder, a small splatter of her on the dashboard.."

"Whenever my girlfriend and I share a meal, I let her have the first bite because I'm a gentleman. Also, to see if it's been poisoned."

"I just licked a knife.. It tasted like blood."

"Got carded for a box of Nicorette. I guess they don't want you to quit using tobacco until you're over 18."

"Why was the old Jewish woman afraid her chauffeur got her pregnant? Because they schlepped together."