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Joke of the Day
"Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy? He kept on and on about his mateys."
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"Why is a nosey pepper so annoying? He's jalapeno business"
"I tried making a belt that had a watch for a buckle ... it was a waist of time."
"Couldn't figure out how to set up my stereo system, so I called my dad... He gave me some sound advice."
"I just ate 40 cheese sticks in a row! BAM! Looks like I don't need a ""family"" to get ""value"" out of your stupid bag!"
"You sister said she had to take you socks because she has none You realize your cum socks are all gone.."
"What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common? They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online."
"What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo!"
"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."