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Joke of the Day

"Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c? Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!"

"World Cup And Oscar Looks like even Oscar Pistorius had a better defense than Brazil in the semi-finals"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."

"Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it."

"A prisoner was told how he'll be executed Needless to say, he was shocked."

"Ellen Pao's credibility after VictoriaGate Oh wait, she never had any."

"Autocorrect doesn't recognize my gangsta nature."

"Picked up our Christmas tree from the lot today AND my wife hasn't shaved in 3 weeks. Noble fir in the streets. Noble fur in the sheets."

"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil"

"In life, God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups."