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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear that Ireland has the fastest growing economy in the world? Yeah, their capital is always Dublin"

"Come here and listen close and carefully, I'm going to slowly explain what condescending means? Go ahead and take notes if needed."

"Penis Sizes A black kid comes home from his first day of school and says, ""Momma, I have the biggest penis in the 3rd grade! Is it because I'm black?"" The mom says, ""No, nigga'! It's because your 17!"""

"So I went to my first gym today Brock was pretty hard."

"18 goes into 40 more than 40 goes into 18 ( ~ )"

"Telling my wife I'm taking her someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready."

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"Where do bacteria like to vacation? Germany"

"How do you make a cat bark? Soak it in lighter fluid, throw a match on it. Woof!"

"For all of you claiming you have over 100 IQ. How can you possibly score over 100%? I am very pleased with my score of 79."