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Joke of the Day

"My trainer suggested I get a tennis ball to message my back. I got it, but it just sits there. How do you make it go?"

"What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!"

"What is a cannibal's favourite treat? A kid kat. (My 9 year old son made this up.)"

"If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now."

"LPT: Next time you want to tell someone facing you ""my right"" just say left"

"What idiot called it a paternity test and not a pop quiz?"

"[crime scene] *detective snaps pics of murder victim* Corpse: delete it"

"What's yellow and goes around? A banana in the washing machine."

"I have a dog named Hot-Dog. Isn't funny? hahahaha...."

"How do we not know what women want yet? There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet."