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Joke of the Day
"What do politics and orgies have in common? A bunch of dicks and cunts trying to screw each other."
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"Nice try Jehovah's witnesses, but dressing up like the police and saying you have a warrant isn't going to get me to come to the door."
"You're so fat and unfunny... that the only punchlines you have are stained on your shirt."
"When your bio says ""No DMs,"" I wanna DM you SO BAD and just say: ""OK."""
"Why don't baseball players get much action? Because they have foul balls."
"My phone changed ""you wanna hang"" to ""you wanna bang"" and send........"
"A Magician's 3rd trick is usually a Hat-Trick."
"Whats the hardest thing about a pedophile. His dick."
"My throat has been sore ever since I ate that tin of beef. I think it felt a little horse. Thank you. Tip your waitress."
"Movie critics have said some negative things about the new movie Jobs... I guess Ashton Kutcher didn't do a good Jobs."