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Joke of the Day

"Nice try Jehovah's witnesses, but dressing up like the police and saying you have a warrant isn't going to get me to come to the door."

"The cops showed up earlier saying my dog was chasing some kid on a bike.. I was like that's ridiculous, my dog can't ride a bike"

"What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !"

"What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot? Elton John's chin."

"Why Sachin Tendulkar never sweat? Because he has huge fans!"

"I asked a guy if he could hold my joke for me. guy ""Jokes aren't a thing, you can't hold them!"" me ""Wow, just can't take a joke can you."""

"Why are round bales of hay illegal? Because cows can't get a square meal."

"That spray tan made me smell like burnt hair & cat pee with a coconut twist. If I could bottle this stench, I'd call it Jersey Whore Breeze."

"Bill Cosby sure does love pudding.... his dick where it doesnt belong."

"My son didn't understand the concept of a committed relationship, so I told him it's like making a girl your default browser."