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Joke of the Day
"You're so fat and unfunny... that the only punchlines you have are stained on your shirt."
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"Why does the NBA finish in June? She likes it."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim...."
"With the recent events in the news... My Facebook friends list is starting to look like the French revolution."
"Schools should teach kids how to balance a checkbook & basic car maintenance & how to hide a drinking problem. Regular life stuff ya know."
"Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce? Because they grew a part."
"Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head ""southwest"". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye"
"How do I know that Trump will be our next president? Because Orange is the new Black."
"I found $100 in my pocket this morning and almost quit my job"
"Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria's Secret when I will hold your boobs up all day for half that?!"