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Joke of the Day

"My throat has been sore ever since I ate that tin of beef. I think it felt a little horse. Thank you. Tip your waitress."

"They say 3 out of 4 people text and drive Not me; I watch YouTube videos."

"""Oh my gosh, this is the biggest donut I've ever seen."" ""Mam, that's a tire."" ""Kids, get me a napkin."""

"Is your mum black ? Cause she has a massive dick."

"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird."

"What's the difference between a cow and The Bible? You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years."

"You don't give up your car when someone else drives drunk! So why would you give up your gun when someone else commits a crime with a gun?!"

"What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes? Crepetomaniac"

"Flovers Joke A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says ""I guess I'll have to spread my legs now."" And her boyfriend asks ""Why, don't you have a vase?"""

"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"