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Joke of the Day
"My phone changed ""you wanna hang"" to ""you wanna bang"" and send........"
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"M: I can't access Twitter IT: We blocked twitter M: What am I supposed to do with this computer now? IT: Work? M: Who hurt you?"
"My GF bragged about the cat sleeping next to her I told her ""Yes, he seems to be attracted to the overwhelming aroma of fish"""
"Have you heard the one about the roof? never mind, just forget about it, it's probably over your head."
"If my house was on fire and I could only save one thing I would save my Bible So I could burn it myself"
"Did you guys hear about the gay truckers? They traded loads"
"There should be a trap door at the front of the line for coffee that opens into a pit of fire if you take too long to order."
"[picks up date] *slides over hood of car* *slides off car onto another car* *slides off that one onto another car* *date looks at her watch*"
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 13 million illegal aliens? Juan by Juan"
"What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V? His brother holding the VCR."