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Joke of the Day
"A Magician's 3rd trick is usually a Hat-Trick."
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"NASA found methane on Mars! Proving once again that no matter how ancient a civilization is, it's farts that truly endure."
"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"
"I have tits. You will believe my lies."
"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the potatoes and the carrots, so I asked the kids... Apparently she left me two days ago."
"The IRS is going to start garnishing my wages. I think I'll enjoy getting a sprig of parsley in my paycheck."
"How is the RNC going to wash themselves of the reputation Trump has given them? Lather, Reince, repeat."
"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line."
"Shout out to countless marine organisms who died, accreted on the seafloor, and compacted for eons so I could drive my Escalade to Kmart."
"I hate my new Haircut!! ... But it'll grow on me =D Do you get it?"