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"I once farted in Apple store and everybody got pissed of... ...it's not my fault that they don't have Windows."
"Rihanna's new clothes. Chris Brown is in the news again. At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting ""I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white""."
"What does robbing a Scotsman get you? Kilt"
"What did the milk say after it got beat? ...It's butter this way"
"What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace ""liberals"" with pretty much anything."
"What do... A grape and a bunny rabbit have in common? They're both purple. Except for the bunny rabbit."
"Say what you want about paedophiles... ... at least they drive slowly through school zones."
"Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! -Me, sorting through my grandma's mail."
"Have you seen the movie ""Constipation""? That's because it hasn't come out."