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Joke of the Day
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"A cig takes 7 minutes off your life A piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life According to my calculations I should have died in 1812"
"Don't keep grudges, let everything aside and give a good hug to your enemies!!! ...when you are really sick"
"Ground control to Kerbal III, how willing would you be to share your proximity to the equator? We have zero inclination."
"My friend drove into a tree earlier... I wonder if he's oaky"
"Looks like Black Friday started early in Ferguson"
"Did you hear about the butcher's assistant who ditched work to try out for the football team? He didn't make the cut."
"Some kids called me fatty as I walked down the street today. I just turned the other chin."
"What does Lenin say when he his angry? I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx."
"*calls lost & found* Me: Have you seen my patience? L&F: Hold on a second. Me: *click*"