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Joke of the Day
"*calls lost & found* Me: Have you seen my patience? L&F: Hold on a second. Me: *click*"
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"What did the Ethiopian Government say when the United States sent over 1 million condoms to promote safe sex? Thanks for the sleeping bags"
"I want to tell a kidney joke... but its just offal."
"10: What's it like being a grown up? Me [hands her money]: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly"
"People at work say i'm unnecessarily rude ... but i say fuck those cunts."
"They should roast Tom Cruise sometime... Call it the Cruise-ifixion"
"I don't mean to sound racist, but why do all Chinese food takeout boxes look the same?"
"'I'm sure it's just water,' I mumble as I sit down on the gas station toilet."
"I used to perform circumcisions for a living. I got tons of tips."
"What do you call a women with two brain cells? Pregnant."