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Joke of the Day

"I threw up in a porta potty at a Winger concert back in 88' .... We did not have the internet back then so I'm telling you now."

"A female weight lifter went to the doctor ""Doc, I've been takin steroids for a few years now and as a side effect, I've grown a Penis"" ""Anabolic""? Asked the doctor. ""Nope just a Penis"" she replied."

"People who generalize.. I find people who generalize to be complete idiots."

"Humpty Dumpty Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall."

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Homophobia is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors."

"Tweets What's the difference between a tweet and a twat? One makes the other."

"What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"The worst thing about being bjtten by a spider is that you're probably australian"

"Why did the girls in *Requiem for a Dream* go ass to ass? They were just trying to make ends meet."

"What do you call people who rely on the ""safe period"" for contraception? -Parents"