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Joke of the Day
"Some kids called me fatty as I walked down the street today. I just turned the other chin."
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"""Why do bad things happen to good people?"" To even out the good things that happen to bad people."
"*prepares to cook vegetarian chili* *spills the beans* Whoa, I suppose you could call that.. *lowers shades with a spatula*.. Kidney failure"
"Days after a massive F5 tornado hits Mississippi.. ...financial experts estimate it did over 50 million dollars worth of good."
"The future The world in 10 years... MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100... Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?"
"What type of food do firefly's love to eat? Light food."
"[wipes brow] ""Finally finished YouTube."""
"Programmer goes shopping His wife says ""get me a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs get a dozen"" He comes back with 12 loaves of bread."
"My heart say ""Yes"" But my mom says ""No"""
"Did you hear Tarantino is making a documentary about the Catholic Church? It's called Pulpit Fiction"