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Joke of the Day
"Why was Lara Croft sad? Because her career was in ruins"
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"Geico commercial by Oderous Urungus - ""No matter what your reason, today will be your day to SLAVE!!!"""
"Pretty sure most of the people in coffee shops on lap tops are just writing letters to their parents asking if they can move back home."
"""You like mayonnaise? Prove it."" - Costco"
"America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls. Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford."
"Once there was a spic who went to the tacular... It was awesome!"
"Babies love to shake things, but hate to be shaken. It's like, pick a side, babies."
"Spending a day at the beach is awesome when I dress the ugly girls with my eyes."
"People need to stop posting denigrating photo memes of animals; they have dignity and deserve respect. Oh that's Rick Santorum? Ok carry on."
"If I had to choose between a stepstool and a device that let's me get even higher... ...I'd take the ladder. (I'll just leave now)"