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Joke of the Day

"Once there was a spic who went to the tacular... It was awesome!"

"What's the difference between peanut-butter and jam ? You can't peanut-butter it into her ass !"

"Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused"

"I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. ... Wait."

"It would suck to have writer's block but then come up with a great idea for a suicide note."

"I used to have sex daily... then I ran out of money"

"Why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane"

"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible."

"How do you know an african has used your computer? Out of nowhere, it has a virus."

"Baby seal walks into a club..."