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Joke of the Day

"Geico commercial by Oderous Urungus - ""No matter what your reason, today will be your day to SLAVE!!!"""

"Woman equalities."

"What is it called when a Jewish woman ovulates? An Eggsodus."

"What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common? Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty."

"Ever think about an old friend and wonder what they're doing right now? They're playing on their phone. Everyone is playing on their phone."

"lf you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating....because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."

"Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch? It's made from scratch ^*NB ^OP ^is ^heckle-proof*"

"what's the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done."

"If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I'm very annoying, and they return me to safety."

"And before bros, churros."