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Joke of the Day

"Geico commercial by Oderous Urungus - ""No matter what your reason, today will be your day to SLAVE!!!"""

"Why is there only 50 shades of grey? Why not 5,000? What's stopping them?"

"""Welcome to money management. Have you all paid your $200 entrance fee?"" ""Yes"" ""Excellent, never give money to strangers. Class dismissed"""

"One-night stand at first, but ended up happening again... I mean, they're just so cheap at Ikea, so I had to go back to get another."

"Why are there no female serial killers? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."

"""How long have you been chopping wood for?"" ""I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"""

"It's sad that my girlfriend's name is Palmela Handerson"

"Did you hear about the mass shooting at the thrift shop? The killer was said to be goodwill hunting."

"Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds."

"Jokes about German sausages... ...are the Wurst"