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Joke of the Day
"One thing that I have never had in the glove box of my car, is a pair of gloves."
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"If you say ""cash money"" around me, Don't act surprised when I kick you in the ""balls nuts"" See how stupid that sounds?"
"Oh you have morals? You must be new here."
"*guitarist breaks guitar* HELL YEAH *drummer throws drums* YES YES *singer stabs a bunch of guys* OH MY GOD *bassist plants a bomb* STOP"
"Breaking news: The world is running out of plastic. Citizens everywhere say its because of Nicki Minaj's implants."
"I invented a new word... Plagiarism."
"What am I gonna do with a river? Could you cry me a beer?"
"I went to AT&T and asked for a sim card. They told me I had to call them to activate it. See the problem..."
"Why didn't Jesus cross the road? Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross"
"hoarder on TV: pls help me doc therapist: of course. lets start by throwing out all these anime posters. we'll take them to my car"