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Joke of the Day
"I invented a new word... Plagiarism."
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"What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use? The Hodor-eliminating kind."
"""I'm usually closed off. But if you get close to me, you'll find that I'll really open up."" -Automatic sliding doors"
"In a hundred year's times, the equivalent of ""Mozart turning in his grave"" will be Adele rolling in the deep"
"legendary joke a guy walks in to abar and he goes, he goes hey thats not airplane food, how about that weather?"
"Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing."
"What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport? The long hump"
"They're only 1 letter apart, but the difference between grapejuice & rapejuice is significant."
"The zookeeper said he'd tell me where the bathroom is located if I can say the alphabet. ""A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"" He asks: ""where's the D?"" ""It's out for Harambe"""
"All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'"