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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Jesus cross the road? Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross"
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"""I'm happy with who I am, sure. But I'm not gonna go around calling myself ""great"" like some of these jerks."" --humble white shark."
"I have bathed in the blood of virgins! I had a nosebleed in the shower."
"Why did the 25 year old cross the street? To catch a charmander."
"First date *dont let him know you been stalking him Him- so my brother just got deployed Me: Josh or Brian?"
"What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure."
"[neil degrasse tyson voice] the film is called Home Alone but thats actually a misnomer. in fact, kevin was joined in his home by 2 burglars"
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to say hello from the other side."
"My friend found out recently that he is both gay and dyslexic. He is still in Daniel."
"My wife calls my penis Nicolas Cage It's highly temperamental and tends to go off for no reason at all."