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Joke of the Day
"What am I gonna do with a river? Could you cry me a beer?"
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"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."
"Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit."
"Momma bird: welcome to the world! Baby bird: thx! M: for the next few months instead of food, I'ma just throw up in your mouth. B: wait what"
"Curiosity doesn't kill anything, stupidity does."
"Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution."
"What do they call a Polish astronomer? Copernicus."
"What's brown, and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi"
"I exercise religiously. I was on the treadmill earlier praying that it would stop."