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Joke of the Day

"My friend works at a circumcision clinic I asked him if he charges alot for his circumcisions He said ""No, I just keep the tips."""

"Why was the 6 month old African baby crying? (x-post from ImGoingToHellForThis) It was having a mid-life crisis."

"Doctor is rummaging through his bag looking for a pen... He pulls out a rectal thermometer instead, ""Ah goddammit some asshole has my pen!"""

"If a woman has sex with a hundred men...... She is a considered a slut. If a man does the same thing, he is gay."

"Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me. DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?"

"Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve."

"Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam you cant jelly yo dick in a bitch's ass"

"I didn't know how badly we're losing the war on stupidity til I joined Facebook."

"What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists"