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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Mary Janes vagina? A peter parker."
Next Joke
"The doctor says to the old man ""Sir, i see what the problem is. You've got a suppository stuck in your ear!"" And the old man says, ""well, now i know what happened to my hearing aid!"""
"Had a job interview yesterday and was asked how much I was worth so I got up to leave. They ask me if there is a problem? Yes there is, I can't afford to live off that."
"What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines"
"What do you call a construction truck wearing a toupee? a dump trump"
"""Tell me the story behind each of your tattoos."" -No one, ever"
"I like my women like I like my rum... Aged 12 years and mixed up in coke."
"I'm so hungry I could eat this piece of paper. *adds salt to resume*"
"Why did the baker's hands stink? Because he needed a crap."
"Beyonce was Destiny's Child. The other two were adopted."