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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Mary Janes vagina? A peter parker."
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"I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself."
"This is probably a controversial take but I think the sanitation worker responsible for garbage collection on Sesame Street should be fired."
"An old lady in front of me dropped a $20 note, so I asked myself, ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."
"What do you call a lizard that can't get a boner? A reptile dysfunction"
"a little jewish boy asks his dad for fifty dollars. his dad says: ""40 dollars? what do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"When I will die... When I will die, I want my last words to be : ""I hid 1 billion dollars in the..."""
"Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside? Because it was Frigid"
"When I was a kid my mom told me I could become whatever I wanted So I became a disappointment"
"[hat shop] OWNER: Sir stop or I'll call the police UNICORN: [surrounded by damaged hats] No one will believe you"