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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Mary Janes vagina? A peter parker."

"Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back"

"[filling out job application] Race: Barbarian"

"Hopscotch would be a lot more challenging if the kids actually had scotch.."

"Why can't R2D2 walk? Because he has MS-DOS"

"How do you make a German Shepherd? Put him in a synagogue."

"If I held two sandwiches, one in each hand, would anybody consider that a balanced diet?"

"Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have snacks in your purse."

"bucket: a dirty limerick A horny young Scout, with a bucket, Caught a goose and proceeded to fuck it Far too roughly (it died), Took it home, had it fried, Cause he thought it'd wasteful to chuck it."

"Why do Christians like Swiss cheese? It's holey."