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Joke of the Day
"When I was a kid my mom told me I could become whatever I wanted So I became a disappointment"
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"I recently learned how to suck my own dick... Sorry if I sound full of myself."
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"A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars."