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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside? Because it was Frigid"
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"Subway Guy: Enjoy your sandwich Me: You too! Subway Guy: Me: Me: *gives him my sandwich* this is yours now"
"Every time I see a person handing out flyers it blows my mind that some people actually get paid to distribute garbage to strangers."
"What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a walrus me fukin ur mom HAHA bet u didnt see that coming"
"I can't believe how parents leave their children in hot cars...... Some people aren't meant to have kids."
"A ram walks into a whorehouse ""Can I get a woman?"" ""No, fuck ewe."""
"Wife: ""I look fat. Tell me something to make me feel better."" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"How do you make a redditor... Click on a post?"
"It's so awkward when a man texts you to come over and you have to pretend like you weren't already inside their house."
"I don't repeat gossip So listen carefully the first time"