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Joke of the Day

"When I will die... When I will die, I want my last words to be : ""I hid 1 billion dollars in the..."""

"What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!"

"My wife told me she used to be a lesbian once ""You mean I turned you?"" I asked with a grin. ""No...."" she replied wistfully. ""I just ran out of money."""

"What did Nicki Minaj, Hitler and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch."

"Did you hear there was a fire in George Bushes personal library? It was awful! Most of his books hadn't even been colored in yet."

"Never trust atoms. They make up everything."

"A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today. She was stealing souls. First time on Reddit! Hey guys!"

"""My balls have amazing cleavage in the right lighting"" is a failed pickup line that has never worked."

"What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles"

"What do mice eat during the summer? Micecream"