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Joke of the Day

"When I will die... When I will die, I want my last words to be : ""I hid 1 billion dollars in the..."""

"Solution to overpopulation Professor : ""Over population is a big problem in our country. A woman in India gives birth every minute!"" Student : ""Somebody should stop her!!"""

"The masochist asks the sadist: please hurt me. The sadist answers: No!"

"when fruit talks Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?"

"There are three unwritten laws of life... 1. 2. 3."

"1) In the interest of time, would ye noble patriots please provide a list of infractions punishable by spontaneous public execution? Thanks!"

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER! -I haven't fucked any mothers yet but yours is at the top of my list."

"My science test was like Jesus and the Cross... I fucking nailed it. Ok, I'll go now."

"What did 0 say to 1? You're turning me on"

"Marilyn Monroe sure got smart four decades after she died."