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Joke of the Day

"An old lady in front of me dropped a $20 note, so I asked myself, ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."

"Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8"

"Word of the Day: Eskihoe A girl that wears UGG boots and a miniskirt at the same time."

"What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim!"

"What is Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1"

"What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in three trash cans."

"Did you hear that someone stole all the toilets at the police department? The police said so far they have nothing to go on."

"Adolf Hitler wrote a book about his life with Ava Braun. He called it Mein Kunt."

"""Calm down"" I suggested. ""WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M NOT CALM?"" she carved in the side of my truck."

"Excuse me sir, where do you keep the ""Whoomp""? Oh, there it is."