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Joke of the Day
"How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it."
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"What do you call a good looking Spanish/Jewish guy? Flacowitz"
"What did the necktie say to the hat? I'll hang around here, you go on ahead."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !"
"What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever"
"Why did the Republican get a sunburn? Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise."
"What do a bunch of celebrity nudes have in common with a stiff breeze? They both can cause reddit's servers to crash."
"*illegally downloads a social life*"
"My friend H has some good jokes But hes almost always silent."
"Change sentence to tense? Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, ""I killed a person"" . Student: The Future tense is ""You will go to a jail"""