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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a good looking Spanish/Jewish guy? Flacowitz"
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"Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame."
"What was Hitler's favourite song? Knocking on ovens door"
"Lady: How old's your son? Me: He's 3. Lady: Wow, he has great hand eye coordination. Me: You should see him play Grand Theft Auto, he sucks"
"Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops? He had Schwimmer's ear."
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work."
"Vegetarians and vegans are admirable ...... but cannibals are the real humanitarians."
"Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to 'Toys For Tots' before you're eligible for an Xbox?"
"My life is like my dick after masturbation Empty."
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"