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Joke of the Day

"What do a bunch of celebrity nudes have in common with a stiff breeze? They both can cause reddit's servers to crash."

"I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous."

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."

"God says to jesus, ""You remembered it's father's day?"" Jesus says ""what the hell am I supposed to get a man who has everything?!"" *God turns & winks at camera* ""Omnipresents."""

"(Grandpa joke) If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? Bagels. I'll be here all night, people!"

"Why can you see through Bruce Jenner? Because he is a trans-parent."

"Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie? He was way to high, man."

"I wish I was invisible & could fly... I'd then beat up a mime and see how much applause he gets."

"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."

"Always leave the shower curtains open. *things I learned from horrors"