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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !"

"What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !"

"Man, I really hate all these low level Pokemon... They're always breaking my balls."

"My favorite sexual position is the JFK... It's where I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"What type of bees make milk? BOOBIES!"

"A man falls over and lands on a globe. He heads to the doctors. The doctor asks what's wrong. ""I've got this spain in my arsehole."""

"The person who discovered electricity... Must have been quite shocked!"

"Enthusiasm 365 days until Christmas and people already have their trees up."

"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit."

"What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? Bombs"