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Joke of the Day
"Sneezing while driving is my version of extreme sports."
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"A Tough Question, by Jon Stewart If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?"
"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak"" ""Con"" ""Okay, now you say, ""Control Freak who?"""""
"Doctor: Any cancer in the family? Me: My mom is a Sagittarius, but I'll have to check on everyone else. Doc: ..."
"When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist."
"My friends made fun of me for buying this flamethrower, but at least I don't have to shovel snow this weekend."
"Great idea Journalist: What do you think of western civilization? Gandhi: I think it would be a great idea!"
"Died twice today Screw you daylight savings"
"Son: Are you going anywhere Dad? Dad: No, I'm going to Romania."
"I was gonna wear my camouflage pants this morning... But I couldn't find them"