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Joke of the Day

"*illegally downloads a social life*"

"Why I don't like gays staring at me Their gaze!"

"A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk."

"What's the most influental animal rights philosopher? Karl Barx"

"What's the difference between Canadians and Americans? 100 pounds."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-saur-ass"

"Never go car shopping when you're hungry for cars."

"I've been on Reddit for too long I've literally been browsing Reddit since last year..."

"What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair? Pants."

"Is Kevin Bacon popular on Reddit? ""Yes"" :p Or also ""Yes she is"" (yes cheese) Just made it up, I can't stop laughing, thought I'd share..."