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Joke of the Day
"What did the necktie say to the hat? I'll hang around here, you go on ahead."
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"What's the Riddler's favourite beverage? Obscuri-tea."
"The toilet bowl was stolen from the local police precinct last night. The cops have nothing to go on."
"Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant? Because they use their head."
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"Him: Favorite workout? Me: Pilates. Him: Why? Me: Because we lay down for an hour."
"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11 Because it has another 1"
"How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Secretly A Minivan"
"Coffee maker in the IT department doesn't work Try reinstalling Java."
"When is paint free? When it's on the house."