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Joke of the Day
"Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well."
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"You know why midget performers attract customers? they remind them that life is short"
"What do you call a gay herbal doctor? A homeosexual."
"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? Some asshole has my pen!"
"911 What's your emergency Me: I'm calling to complain about the quality of this cocaine 911: The police are on their way Me: Thanks"
"I lost my phone and it's on silent. Man! I should've listened to Beyonce."
"maybe your boyfriend broke up with you cuz you called him baby instead of something cool like king wiener"
"When I think of you, I touch myself. With my finger. In the back of my throat to help me vomit because you make me nauseous."
"McDonald's should start gearing ads toward their target audience: husky toddlers and seagulls."
"What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!!"