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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay herbal doctor? A homeosexual."
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"Twitter: Cause why drunk dial one person when you can drunk dial the world?"
"Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close. I felt like a badass until I realized that it was my car."
"BREAKING: Scientists send teen girl back in time to report on WWII. ""Hitler's haircut is literally the worst,"" she writes. ""Also he's mean."""
"To impress a girl on a 1st date, rent a Ferrari. Then drive it off a bridge & try to save her. If you can't, whatever, you drove a Ferrari."
"Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot"
"My girlfriend is like Christmas.. Only comes once a year."
"A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family."
"another one What is Khaleds fav number? 11 because it has another 1"
"I slept through the alarm this morning Luckily it wasn't a big fire"