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Joke of the Day

"McDonald's should start gearing ads toward their target audience: husky toddlers and seagulls."

"Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, was quite skinny, and apparently had bad breath. That'd make him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"

"Best politically incorrect joke you have heard ?"

"Kids these days can't do shit without #Google. When I was a kid I didn't have Google. So, I pretty much couldn't do shit."

"What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison?? Chili CON Carne!"

"Buckwheat has converted to Islam He is now known as Kareem of wheat."

"Wanna hear a knock knock joke? Two men walk into a bar. (credit to my friend who has no Reddit account)"

"I have a crush on a girl with a lazy eye But she won't even look at me.."

"Chuck Norris strikes fear into zombies."

"I wish softcore horror was a genre. Like, ""LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU IT'S A KITTEN! OH THANK GOD IT'S JUST A FEATHER."""