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Joke of the Day

"maybe your boyfriend broke up with you cuz you called him baby instead of something cool like king wiener"

"My friend decided to cut out whiskey... ...but he's Stella heavy drinker."

"How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie? Get some furniture"

"A Jewish Kid... Asks his dad to borrow $5 his dad replies with ""$4 dollars?! what do you need $3 dollars for?!"""

"""got you by the balls""... classic reference to the type of situation where someone is holding your balls and you can't jump around too much."

"What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight? Go straight for the juggler."

"I think there's a better word for underwear... ... Butt hat's none of my business."

"What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing? Take away it's drivers license."

"Why should aimless Christian musicians become sailors? Because if they've found Jesus, the only way they'll find resolution is at C."

"Who says you can't make someone love you? I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ."