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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!!"
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Poison the fish, he'll eat for a lifetime."
"I was gonna tell you a joke about the wind... ...But it blows"
"Why was the programmer unhappy at his job? He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out."
"Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!!"
"I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but... you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either."
"So maybe downloading the ruler app to measure the snow wasn't such a great idea"
"Eating a meal on an airplane makes me feel like a Tyrannosaurus rex who has to operate on a baby."
"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they"
"imagined Beyonce taking a dump and it ruined my morning"