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Joke of the Day
"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? Some asshole has my pen!"
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"What do they call Miley Cyrus in France? Kilometrey Cyrus."
"What's the difference between rubber balls and steel balls? Caitlyn Jenner doesn't like to steel balls before she comes"
"I like my coffee black Like Jesus"
"[looks up at arresting officer] are you mad at me"
"Toilet paper and my iPhone have a lot in common... both are essential when I take a s$it."
"My walls are closing in. Crawling in my skin my Cell walls are closing in? HELP!"
"How do you make a baby drink? You stick it in a blender."
"You know why it'd called modern jazz right? No? It's because ""A peace if crap was already taken."""
"I met the guy who invented window sills... What a ledge!"