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Joke of the Day
"Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure? Oedipus"
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"ceimr thats ""crime"" but in alphabetical order organized crime"
"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they hate Dicks"
"What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common? They're a-Brew'in!"
"What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico? The Juan percent."
"I bet the guy who invented the percent symbol, %, got his inspiration from watching his wife put on a seatbelt"
"When I see a black guy in a suit I high five him & say ""Innocent until proven guilty MOTHA FUCKAA!!!"" Bc he probably just came from court."
"An annoying part of life in the 80s was when you're already late and, once again, you gotta shoo away some sexy lady lying all over your car"
"What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine? When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around"
"A German man was hitting on my sister-in-law... I told her ""He wants to put his wiener in your schnitzel."" She replied ""Not happening, I guess he'll be stroganoff."""