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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico? The Juan percent."

"My wife said in the morning ""You are an idiot""... while combing her hair in front of the mirror when I walked by."

"You'd think a baby would make the perfect paperweight, but this one keeps rolling off my desk."

"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"

"What do you call a cow that got hit by a car? moo-tilated."

"Some idiot just told an elevator joke ON an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels."

"Last Halloween I had to explain to everyone that I was not a ghost with a boner, but I was just a ghost and I happened to have a boner."

"The Greek Economy Forever A Loan!"

"Russian Joke Parents got shot, children got shot, friends got shot... Joke over back to field."