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Joke of the Day

"I got uninvited from a friend's wedding Perhaps RSVPing ""Maybe Next Time"" wasn't the appropriate response."

"Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!"

"I used to have a height complex... But I grew out of it."

"the sign at this subway bathroom says employees must wash hands. ive been waiting for them to come wash my hands for an hour. nothing."

"Heard about the peanut that walked through Central Park It was a salted."

"Russell Crowe was arrested for biting a woman's face off. When asked about it, he said he was ""Glad he ate her""."

"I really love the way the earth rotates... It makes my day."

"If at first you don't succeed.. .. skydiving probably isn't for you anyway."

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now"

"What car does a Mexican drive? A Quebrolet."