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Joke of the Day
"ceimr thats ""crime"" but in alphabetical order organized crime"
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"Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is go to bed."
"""His and hers"" gifts are the thoughtful choice for any wedding. The division of property goes so much more smoothly."
"Failed biology because apparently the answer to ""what is commonly found in cells?"" Isn't ""Blacks and Mexicans"""
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"I just found a Macklemore CD in a Thrift Shop and the Universe imploded."
"My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him."
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"Give a woman a compliment and you'll eat for a day. Force a woman to fish for compliments and she'll feed someone else."
"[first date] Boy: so where are you from? Me: [points to all you can eat sign] I live here now."