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Joke of the Day

"A German man was hitting on my sister-in-law... I told her ""He wants to put his wiener in your schnitzel."" She replied ""Not happening, I guess he'll be stroganoff."""

"Are knee pads... ... the perfect gift, for givers?"

"""Where'd my boomerang go?"" Under there ""Under where?"" Hahaha I just made you say ""underwear"" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*"

"What do you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians? A drummer."

"I moustache you a question but I'm shavin' it for later Sean Connery."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it."

"Learned today that it's about 12 min after realizing there's no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are"

"2013 is nearly over so like this status if I've ever made you smile this year."

"Two fish are swimming upstream and one of the fish hits his head against concrete. He looks to the other, and says ""dam"""

"NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate."