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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican that's lost his car? Carlos"
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"The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage."
"My black friend asked me if there was a coloured printer today in the library.. I said ""Dude, what the fuck? It's 2015, you can use whatever printer you want."""
"What is a frog's favourite website? REDDIT"
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