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Joke of the Day

"What is a frog's favourite website? REDDIT"

"Nah mate, when the Americans talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as Transformers"

"I was doing my online shopping the other day and bought one hundred bottles of tipex. I made a really big mistake!"

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Give me a beer and a mop."""

"So me and my friends got in a ride with a student driver today... He knew how to get us to school in time."

"Q: Bill Hillary and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America."

"Why shouldn't you commit a crime in front of an Indian women? She's always recording."

"I've accepted that my brother is never paying back that money I loaned him... I've lost interest, and I'm just giving up on the principal."

"When a cashier thanks you for your purchase, unsettle them by looking deep in their eyes and softly saying, ""Anything for a friend."""

"I don't drink Kool-Aid because I am worried about excessive property damage."